Third Base • Vadim Bystritski
Vadim Bystritski

Never trained in the safety protocols of automatic weapons, a bank robber had accidentally shot his accomplice at the Glendora branch of Wells Fargo. Two hours later he himself was shot and killed by a SWAT team member of LA PD. The police spokesman had stated that the killing was justified for the policemen had feared for their lives.

Twice in custody for the same offense, Mr. Buchko of Fullerton had faced the judge again on Friday. As previously, Mr. Buchko has denied "any flipping-off of any passing-by trains."

At Mr. Atkinson's house in San Bernardino, the police had discovered a burned decapitated female body. Rumor has it that Mr. Atkinson is very jealous.

Four times Mr. Burkitt of San Dimas, age 75, had discharged his pistol into his niece. As he had always missed, the niece has smashed his head with a frying pan.

At T.J. Corrida this Sunday a drunken spectator had attacked the bull. In the ensuing altercation he was seriously hurt by the matador. Charges are pressed from both sides.

Mr. Abshire was arrested in River Side after firing at his wife who, he claims, had fired twice at him earlier this week. The divorce is in progress.

On 15 May Mr. Chou of Pasadena had attempted a suicide. Throwing himself under the wheels of a moving vehicle, he made the driver veer off, thus causing a serious accident involving two other pedestrians.

In Santa Ana two high school gang members began a gun fight over a girl. The shooting continued even after the girl had been mortally wounded.

This morning in Ocean Beach a fire broke out in Mr. Cala's apartment. Later the investigation has shown that Mr. Cala, a 96 year old WWII veteran, had drowned in the water from the firemen's hoses.

In Pomona, at the intersection of First and Geary, a car mechanic was ran over by a car whose engine he had completely rebuilt two days earlier. The shop's owner had mentioned something about the gasket seal being a real nuisance in Nissan Centra for that year.