The Unannounced Guest is of course Death, or Time, or the Brown Recluse spider that unexpectedly bit our featured artist for this issue as the color plates were in preparation. Or the Unannounced Guest is me, or your Aunt Fanny, who we all hope is not English for how would she have come up with a nickname like that in the Olde Country where a Fanny is found around the front? The Unannounced Guest sheds coats, scarves, furs, even shoes and socks, traipsing through your living room. The Unannounced Guest may occupy the last ten minutes of The Bill Moyers Journal. Video will be online tomorrow. The best television show ever filmed was the episode of Laverne and Shirley where the girls borrowed dresses from Squiggy's Uncle's wax museum in order to attend a fancy ball. Laverne couldn't sit in her hoop skirt. It rode up to reveal her pantaloons. This was the funniest thing ever to be viewed collectively in America. Many children today do not know who was Laverne and Shirley, sandly.