Captain McHurkeydurkey's Utterly Masturbatory Prose Parade• Rev. Wayne Austin Goodchild
Rev. Wayne Austin Goodchild

The Old Sweet Shop stocks a mouth-watering selection of donkeys and ponies, weighed out to your requirements. In addition, it was a Tuesday when they poisoned the dogs in Guatemala. We keep a big selection of Donkey Picnic 'n' Mix on our candy stand, ideal for kid's party bags. As a Philadelphian, I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother. It's like this: your train is due to leave any minute now. But now the hours were passing, how could I ascertain whether she imperiously intended this comedy to be horror? Look at our local artist prints and a selection of collectable baby animals; help to groom, chat to and meet the postcards and donkey toys. Would you like donkeys in the mail?