Banned for Life • Louis E. Bourgeois
Louis E. Bourgeois Apotemnophilia

He is strange to the extent that he would prefer to be his dog’s teeth rather than himself. He would like to kill himself but he doesn’t know how. He can’t understand his caged birds and this sometimes leads him to masturbate; he doesn’t understand his sperm and this leads him to cut himself all over with an extremely heavy and sharp knife.

He asked his doctor to amputate all his limbs and the doctor said he wouldn’t perform such an operation. Nowadays, he spends all his time stalking good looking amputees, male, female, or otherwise.