[99 Cent Store Life]

In the morning for us it's either Frosted Flakes or Fruit Loops with Crystal Geyser bottled water. Then we choose to brush teeth by Aim or Crest. I put on my Dangerous Duds camisole and panty; a Minnie Mouse or Winnie the Pooh tee on baby. Time to nurture our Metal Garden Hanging Bucket plants... I always break out the HomeCare Vac Bags after that. I've got plenty of Pure'n Gentle wipes and Hand Rx Instant Sanitizer for clean-up, and Family Care bandages if we need them. Noon already? For lunch, Seneca Mixed Vegetables please my little one, and for me, Seneca French Style Green Beans. Afterwards we go to the park carrying our Mickey Mouse kite, 9" flying disc, and Miracle Bubbles. Back home we read an Arthur's Family Values hardcover book, followed by fun with a Sudoku Puzzles paperback. We ease into evening loading some Eveready Gold or Super Heavy Duty batteries into a Rayovac flashlight, and take out two gift bags, one with Fantasy condoms for my sometimes-here boyfriend, and the other, stocked with Certified Aspirin for one-stop shopping me.